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“I was born to be bewildered.” Pin
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“Your contempt for me is intoxicating.” Pin
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“If someone offers you a breath mint, take it.” Pin
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“I will pummel you with my charm.” Pin
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“I’m not for everyone. Only the cool people.” Pin
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“It is very exhausting having a booty that doesn’t quit.” Pin
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“Overthinking about overthinking.” Pin
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“My mind is sick AF. Please do not enter.” Pin
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“If giving a sh#t is wrong, I’ve never been wrong.” Pin
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“I’d be so hot if I just gave a little more effort.” Pin
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“Are some of you seriously this dumb? Or are you just pretending?” Pin
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“I’m not sure where I stand so I’m just going to lie down.” Pin
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“Your positivity is so annoying.” Pin
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“Have some confidence, you dipsh#t.” Pin
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“Don’t block people, mute them like a mature person.” Pin
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“I am f#cking awesome, that is all.” Pin
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“I am working on perfecting my mediocrity.” Pin
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“Always be true to yourself, except on the internet obviously.” Pin
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